Sassy O~

O: "You're the smartest mommy in the WHOLE WIDE world!"
J: "Smarter than Cindy Tucker?????"
O: "Yessss...."
J: "Smarter than Cindy Siebert???????"
O: *thinking* "No, she's smarter than you.... *thinking some more* But you're the same height!!!!!!!!"

J: "Is Bentley the funniest looking dog you've ever seen?????"
O: *whining* "I don't think he's ever going to be a Yorkie!!!!"

O: (watching J~ eat a cookie) "What's that?"
J: "a cookie"
O: "Don't you want to get smaller? Eat more of your diet foods!" (Thanks for that tip!!!!)

One night, after struggling with the girls disobeying all day and threatening to send them to bed without dinner, J~ felt bad about their complaints of "I'm hungry". So J~rummaged through the pantry for something that would fill the girls belly but not be tasty, because she'd tried every other consequence under the sun.
O: *crying* "No No No! I want a yummy dinner"
J: "Sorry! You don't deserve a yummy dinner!" (finally, J~ chose plain cooked Quaker Oats).
O: (to her sister in a hushed tone) "This dinner is kind of yummy. She should choose something yuckier next time we're naughty!"