J: (to T~) "Are we going to do taxes tonight?"
E: "Mommy, why are you going to Texas?"
J: (to E~ as I'm wiping her Pigu) "Why do you always have to go poop 2 minutes after we sit down to dinner?"
E: (in a sing-song 'duh'-like tone) "Because I have to get the YUCKIES out to make room for the YUMMIES!!! *sighing loudly and stating under her breath,* "Jeemeny MacSceaveny!" (like, boy are YOU dumb!)
J: (sitting on the couch, right next to the dog, and 100ft away from the bathroom) "WHOA. PEW. What stinks?????
E: (without skipping a beat) "Sissy is pooping!"
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