Smarty Pants!

J: (to O) "Do you remember being in your birthmother's belly with sissy?"

O: "Yes. It was kind of all warm and watery and squishy"

T: "You're like your Uncle Karl! You remember being in utero!"

O: *whining* "I don't want to be like Uncle Karrrroowwww!"

E: "Mommy? Do pirates sleep on the beach?"

J: "No. They sleep on boats in the ocean."

E: "But how do they go to sleep? It's all wavey!"

J: "Sometimes people like to sleep on the waves of the ocean. It puts them to sleep."

E: "It's kind of like a momma rocking her baby in a rocking chair. And the momma is singing a lullabye. Yes it's like that....but not really like that."